Magnificent Monday: Magnificent Fail

It's Monday again, and that means that it's once again time for one of those posts. You know what I mean that post. The one that brings you coffee and the comic section of the paper in the morning. The one who will point out your new hair cut and compliment you on it. The one that will offer to be Tails during Sonic the Hedgehog 2. That post.

So.... It's December again, and that means I'm going to be picking up the mantle of posting again. "But Ken, you could have posted something on the first, it was a Wednesday after all." Yes, yes, I'm very aware of the fact that I could have posted then. But when I went to, the section of my brain that processes Ken's Take basically gave me the finger and told me to F off. And so... I decided to start with Monday. So let's begin with an update:

1. NANOWRIMO. It did not work as advertised. 50k words is a friggin lot. Also, you neglected to point out that life happens. As such I was not able to compose my 2000 words a day limit and was instead forced to deal with homework and other life issues. I was very disappointed to learn that I had not one, but two major projects to work on for my classes as well as Thanksgiving. I will considering buying from you again in the future, but only under the pretense that you promise me more time in the day. (Was this review helpful? Yes, No, Maybe.)

2. November. It starts with an N. The letter N is also the 14th letter in the alphabet. If you add 1 and 4 together, you get 5. 5 also happens to be the number of letters present in a certain word. A word that happens to contain the letters N and A, which you get by taking the 1 from the 14. And then if you take the 4 and multiply it by the 5 you get 20 which gives the letter S. If you then take the one again and subtract it from twenty you get 19 which is the letter S. If you then take these derived numbers and lay them out as such 19-1-20-1-14 it spells S-A-T-A-N, aka the devil incarnate himself! And there we have it ladies and gents, PROOF that the month of November belongs to the devil himself. (Take not ladies and gents that if any of you are dense enough to see this as truth, and not as my sarcastic way of saying November kind of sucked for me, and are then dense enough to post something about it you will be ridiculed without mercy.)

3. I now have a total of 5 blogs. Don't ask me why. I just do. And chances are that by the end of next year I'll have another. 'Nough said.

4. It's December! The time of happiness! Take heart in the season by watching this amazingly cheerful video on Newgrounds.com! (Warning: Vid's a bit more disturbing than I remember.)

5. I have a new favorite animal. It is the Honey Badger. It eats baby Killer Bees for breakfast. I learned about it from a list of 6 amazingly awesome animals. Also, I have a new found respect for the Mongoose.

And that pretty much sums it up. I'm going through quite a bit of a shift life-wise, but I'm going to be dedicated to keeping my posting schedule up. However, no promises on the length of the post. That's about it!

-Ken

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EDIT: Added a break.
EDIT 2: Added a tag.
EDIT 3: Fixed the Newgrounds link.