Friday, May 21, 2010

Friday Figures: Cat Space



The lights are out.
I blindly make my way to my side of the bed.
I get under the covers,
And go to lay down.
SUDDENLY!
The side of my face falls onto not a pillow,
but a soft, furry thing.
I hear a soft, "Meow."
I try to hold my breath, but to no avail! I let all of my air go in an exhale right before I sat my head down!
I breathe, the smell of litter and fur darts into my nasal cavity.
I feel it, the twitch in my eye... *twitch*...*twitch*twitch*...
I run to the medicine cabinet and dry swallow two benadryl, how soon until I feel their effect?
Not soon enough.... Next time cat, I shall have my vengeance!!! I swear I will sneeze ON you next time!!! *Ken falls back into the shadows*


-Ken

Friday, May 14, 2010

Ahhh!!! Friday Figures!!!

It would appear that DA KEN has lost track of the time and won't make his deadline for Friday Figures as I can't get to a computer in time. So... In the future I'll remember to post the figure when I wake up, look, I'll even set an alarm. See? Ok, well I didn't actually set one, but I will! Tomorrow, I promise. If I don't no doubt Lady Scarlet will get on my case, her or Robin Hood, that brigand.... Anyways, so here's today's figure!

lol

Behold! It's a stickman drowning! Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, that's it, I'm done, goodnight!

-Ken

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Ken's Summer 2010 To Do List

Ken's Summer 2010 To Do List
1. Build a Marshmallow Gun.
2. Get into Combat Ready Shape.
3. Finish the Coffee Table that was started a year ago.
4. Finish the A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Calendar.
5. Compile a new music list.
6. Reconnect with WoW friends.
7. Finish BAC re-sequencing project in Lab.
8. Catch and eat my own fish.
9. Go Camping.
10. Go on a road trip.
11. Go hiking.
12. Come up with another phrase besides "I want to punch a small kitten" to describe my frustrations.
13. Cook 40 different types of dishes.[I actually have made about 20 dishes.]
14. Read 4 books in the bible of a sizable length. [Working on my third.]
15. Make a spear out of rocks, a stick, and some sort of nature made rope. [It was frickin' hot.]
16. Figure out how to make rope from natural materials.
17. Finish the SIGPoBarB facebook group.
18. Make a catapult.
19. Clear out the paperwork lying around the apartment.
20. Keep the apartment clean "not messy."
21. Start eating a regular set of meals.
22. Make the Bed every morning.
23. Beat Assassin's Creed 2.
24. Beat Assassin's Creed so I can get to Assassin's Creed 2.
25. Beat Borderlands while playing with someone at all times.
26. Don't become obsessive about leveling my Holy Pally.
27. Get back at the cat somehow for waking me up at 4am. (Spun her around really fast for like a minute and let her go. She walked into a wall.)
28. Bowl a score that is in some way respectable.
29. Pwn more scrubs in the HALO: Reach Beta.
30. Climb a tree of respectable size.
31. Get some new clothing.
32. Complete some sort of RL quest-chain.
33. Establish a workable and reasonable Blogging schedule.
34. Run around in circles out of joy that finals are over after my last final.
35. Play an epic game of The Floor is Lava! (I must be the one to initiate it or it doesn't count.)
36. Get a new Video Camera that doesn't suck.
37. Record my adventures.
38. Finish the Haiti Movie.
39. Finish the Haiti Thank You Notes.
40. Send out the Haiti Thank You Notes.
41. Build an indoor fort.
42. Prepare myself for the zombie apocalypse in some way.
43. Play DDR more.
44. Learn to (get better at) do a handstand.
45. Continue the search for my mother.
46. Pwn scrubs. (It's that important.)
47. Get a new car.
48. Set up a new budget for the 2010-2011 year.
49. Finish income taxes. (One of our W2s was lost in the mail, had to get an extension.)
50. Smile a lot.

This list is subject to grow whenever I really feel like it. I'm excited. ^.^

-Ken

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I just pulled a 9 hour shift working on a research paper that I'm almost done with. I think I deserve to play a couple rounds of the HALO beta.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Sooo... I've been on a graph kick lately... I'm sure I'll post something of substance eventually, but for now enjoy a graph regarding information I collected during my Men's Group.



-Ken

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Phenomnomnom = the phenomenon of the Omnomnomnom.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

The Two More Weeks List

There's a often a lot of feelings that come along with the closing of a semester. For those of us that are students, it marks the end of a year to be followed by a three month hiatus of normal school life. For those of us that aren't students, well if you know any students well then this is a significant time period for you as well. Finals are right around the corner, going to class for the final few classes becomes increasingly difficult, the scent of summer with its hot breezes to run from and cool pools to swim in becomes entirely too enticing. The lust for freedom from stress becomes overwhelming. Some throw in the towel, some finish strong. I've done both to be perfectly honest. This time around, I'm hoping to be part of the latter group. I've got a final report due in two weeks, and a cell bio final on the same day. My project in my lab is on the brink of being successful. Everything is coming together. However, I can't just sit idle and wait for it to come to me. This past semester has taught me a lot about being idle. About waiting, biding your time, and waiting for the time to be right. About when it's good to be patient, and when it's not. About what it means to be busy. What it means to give something everything that you've got. What it means to work towards that goal, and maybe, just possibly, succeed. I've got two more weeks left of classes. Two more weeks of studying hard on top of my other classes for cell bio, working on and finishing my lab report, and completing my project in the lab I work in. Two more weeks of balancing academics with church with my social circle with my lab and with my marriage. Afterwards I might just have a good rest. But for now I must work and push through the exhaustion that I feel. "Don't ask for it, go out and win it on your own. Do that and you will succeed." - Renton Thurston, Eureka seveN. It's an interesting quote imo, and I like it. I think I'll keep it close to me.

-Ken