The lights are out.
I blindly make my way to my side of the bed.
I get under the covers,
And go to lay down.
SUDDENLY!
The side of my face falls onto not a pillow,
but a soft, furry thing.
I hear a soft, "Meow."
I try to hold my breath, but to no avail! I let all of my air go in an exhale right before I sat my head down!
I breathe, the smell of litter and fur darts into my nasal cavity.
I feel it, the twitch in my eye... *twitch*...*twitch*twitch*...
I run to the medicine cabinet and dry swallow two benadryl, how soon until I feel their effect?
Not soon enough.... Next time cat, I shall have my vengeance!!! I swear I will sneeze ON you next time!!! *Ken falls back into the shadows*
-Ken
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