Friday Figures: Cat Space

The lights are out.
I blindly make my way to my side of the bed.
I get under the covers,
And go to lay down.
SUDDENLY!
The side of my face falls onto not a pillow,
but a soft, furry thing.
I hear a soft, "Meow."
I try to hold my breath, but to no avail! I let all of my air go in an exhale right before I sat my head down!
I breathe, the smell of litter and fur darts into my nasal cavity.
I feel it, the twitch in my eye... *twitch*...*twitch*twitch*...
I run to the medicine cabinet and dry swallow two benadryl, how soon until I feel their effect?
Not soon enough.... Next time cat, I shall have my vengeance!!! I swear I will sneeze ON you next time!!! *Ken falls back into the shadows*


-Ken

Ahhh!!! Friday Figures!!!

It would appear that DA KEN has lost track of the time and won't make his deadline for Friday Figures as I can't get to a computer in time. So... In the future I'll remember to post the figure when I wake up, look, I'll even set an alarm. See? Ok, well I didn't actually set one, but I will! Tomorrow, I promise. If I don't no doubt Lady Scarlet will get on my case, her or Robin Hood, that brigand.... Anyways, so here's today's figure!

lol

Behold! It's a stickman drowning! Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, that's it, I'm done, goodnight!

-Ken

Ken's Summer 2010 To Do List

Ken's Summer 2010 To Do List
1. Build a Marshmallow Gun.
2. Get into Combat Ready Shape.
3. Finish the Coffee Table that was started a year ago.
4. Finish the A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Calendar.
5. Compile a new music list.
6. Reconnect with WoW friends.
7. Finish BAC re-sequencing project in Lab.
8. Catch and eat my own fish.
9. Go Camping.
10. Go on a road trip.
11. Go hiking.
12. Come up with another phrase besides "I want to punch a small kitten" to describe my frustrations.
13. Cook 40 different types of dishes.[I actually have made about 20 dishes.]
14. Read 4 books in the bible of a sizable length. [Working on my third.]
15. Make a spear out of rocks, a stick, and some sort of nature made rope. [It was frickin' hot.]
16. Figure out how to make rope from natural materials.
17. Finish the SIGPoBarB facebook group.
18. Make a catapult.
19. Clear out the paperwork lying around the apartment.
20. Keep the apartment clean "not messy."
21. Start eating a regular set of meals.
22. Make the Bed every morning.
23. Beat Assassin's Creed 2.
24. Beat Assassin's Creed so I can get to Assassin's Creed 2.
25. Beat Borderlands while playing with someone at all times.
26. Don't become obsessive about leveling my Holy Pally.
27. Get back at the cat somehow for waking me up at 4am. (Spun her around really fast for like a minute and let her go. She walked into a wall.)
28. Bowl a score that is in some way respectable.
29. Pwn more scrubs in the HALO: Reach Beta.
30. Climb a tree of respectable size.
31. Get some new clothing.
32. Complete some sort of RL quest-chain.
33. Establish a workable and reasonable Blogging schedule.
34. Run around in circles out of joy that finals are over after my last final.
35. Play an epic game of The Floor is Lava! (I must be the one to initiate it or it doesn't count.)
36. Get a new Video Camera that doesn't suck.
37. Record my adventures.
38. Finish the Haiti Movie.
39. Finish the Haiti Thank You Notes.
40. Send out the Haiti Thank You Notes.
41. Build an indoor fort.
42. Prepare myself for the zombie apocalypse in some way.
43. Play DDR more.
44. Learn to (get better at) do a handstand.
45. Continue the search for my mother.
46. Pwn scrubs. (It's that important.)
47. Get a new car.
48. Set up a new budget for the 2010-2011 year.
49. Finish income taxes. (One of our W2s was lost in the mail, had to get an extension.)
50. Smile a lot.

This list is subject to grow whenever I really feel like it. I'm excited. ^.^

-Ken

I just pulled a 9 hour shift working on a research paper that I'm almost done with. I think I deserve to play a couple rounds of the HALO beta.