Monday's Group

So... I feel like I ought to mention a couple things from yesterday. 1st, I went over to the Guys' place to help with small group a bit early since, well, I don't really have much else to do save homework, and let's be honest here, what was I gonna choose? I digress. So whilst there Kris had some bubblegum and was blowing bubbles. Well... she made a particularly large bubble and I opted to pop it. NOT A GOOD PLAN. You see, the average bubble, when it pops, collapses upon itself much like that of an imploding star. However, once the bubble reaches a certain size, which I shall conveniently dub the Super Uber unContained Kollapse point or SUCK, the bubble no longer implodes but explodes. Now for those of you unable to foresee the very bad future situation, I shall lay it out.
-Kris makes bubble larger than SUCK.
-Ken pops bubble.
-Bubble explodes in a Huge fiery explosion.
-Gum is lands on everything, the desk, the windows, small children, and Kris's face.
-Gum also lands on some of Kris's hair.
-Kris is now very unhappy with Ken.
-Later, peanut butter is involved.
-Gum is removed.
-Ken realizes that a chain of events have been set off that will inevitably result in the horrifying end of all existence through a vision and weeps profusely.
-fin.
And thus the gum situation was resolved. The other thing worth remembering, I say this because it has been more than 24hours and I still remember it, was that I was leaning on a counter-top next to the fridge and proceeded to get my arm stuck between the counter and fridge. I, being the supreme ninja that I am, would have simply stealthily removed my arm by using my force powers to move the fridge over. However, Kris and David were both present and caught onto my dilemma thus I was forced to resort to mortal means which made my entire predicament that much more embarrassing interesting. And so... aside from that the group went pretty well imo, and I'm looking forward to SIGPoBarB. Also, as it turns out, I am producing this week, so that'll make my weekend that much more interesting. Also, my lil sis is supposed to come up on Saturday, so yeah... maybe we can go to Fall Ball, in the very least we'll sure as hell jam out. Also, I have a paper to write on by Friday. Also also, I've got a midterm this Friday. For my Native American Class. SUCK. Not the gum thing. The other kind. Or rather, I should say blows since the concept of sucking is really a difference in air pressures with the higher pressured system rushing into the lower pressure system, thus everything blows. However, this is considered vulgar. So... Frass... I need to study... Guess I'll go drown my problems with a healthy dose of ODST and then deprive my body of precious hours of sleep in order to study/write my paper thus weakening my immune system in a time of great need as the prevalence of flu infection grows ever stronger. /catch breathe. Well that's all, I'm off to PWN some scrubs.

-Ken